Fastest Bitch In Town

[TomKat]

Should we make this a Bitch Night or a Bitch Triple Challenge?

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

well i voted to keep them in the kitchen, but if they finish the dishes, then let them come out and do the triple challange.

[Pointdsm]

I like pie....is there a way to do both? Pie and triple challenge. BTW, is the lightning coming to shawano? and will he be in stock format?

[devlish]

after my pie is eaten and the bitches clean the dishes... i'm with Evil, shawano is a good balanced test.

[GLHottie]

I'm all for equality... but I'm also all for winning another trophy! :D


If we have a Fastest Guy in town race... will you guys quit bitchin? :roll:

[Pointdsm]

isn't that..like...every weekend, or a summer long event?

[devlish]

isn't that..like...every weekend, or a summer long event?i don't want to disagree with GLHottie (for obvious reasons...) and i hate to do it... but i gotta agree with PDSM here!! that's an all summer event i think... even though most of it is bench racing, it's non-stop.

[GLHottie]

i do agree that it is a normal occurance.

i'm just saying that maybe if we called it something you boys would stop your bitching and whining. :roll:

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

i do agree that it is a normal occurance.

i'm just saying that maybe if we called it something you boys would stop your bitching and whining. :roll:

who's bitchin and whinin? the only one I hear is evil about how many other evo's there are in this town!?!




speakin of evo's, its about time for a new pic of the day!

[VPT]

i do agree that it is a normal occurance.

i'm just saying that maybe if we called it something you boys would stop your bitching and whining. :roll:

who's bitchin and whinin? the only one I hear is evil about how many other evo's there are in this town!?!




speakin of evo's, its about time for a new pic of the day!




http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5435/boratlebanon0109ra1.jpg

[turbo chick]

I don't care what we do, I do all 3 occasionally anyway. We just can't do it officially until DSM Girl's foot is healed so that she can use her clutch.

[EVILUTION]

I do not care how many EVOs are in town.

In fact you can buy mine for $22k right now.

Mods included!

[devlish]

I do not care how many EVOs are in town.

In fact you can buy mine for $22k right now.

Mods included!

i thought it was back to stock?? i'm confused :roll:

[Pointdsm]

Its back to "almost stock"..that thing still blew my fricken doors off!

[TomKat]

If DSM Girl can play volleyball then her clutch foot should be OK for this weekend.

So Triple Challenge Bitch style starts this weekend.

T.C. vs. DSM G
DSM G vs. GLHottie
GLHottie vs. T.C.

[turbo chick]

I can't this weekend, I am scheduled to be designated driver both nights!!!

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

I can't this weekend, I am scheduled to be designated driver both nights!!!

Sounds like fun :oops:

[devlish]

why would you schedule yourself to be the DrunkDriver on a night before Shawano??

hoiwever, speaking of DD's... since sunday is DIZZM's bday, i think some plans are in order for friday night on the town...

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

why would you schedule yourself to be the DrunkDriver on a night before Shawano??

hoiwever, speaking of DD's... since sunday is DIZZM's bday, i think some plans are in order for friday night on the town...

yeah, but i gotta work saturday.

[turbo chick]

why would you schedule yourself to be the DrunkDriver on a night before Shawano??

hoiwever, speaking of DD's... since sunday is DIZZM's bday, i think some plans are in order for friday night on the town...

I didn't schedule myself. When you have a boyfriend that is a bit of a drunk with a bunch of his friends that are drunks, you kind of get appointed.

Don't worry, I will still be at Shawano on Sunday.

[devlish]

oh, good. then you'll be there to start the challenge.

for a second there i thought there would be no challenges on sunday.

i told GLHottie i'd challenge her. with my stock 4 door car. :( just for fun...

[Pointdsm]

Bring the Omni, blow that thing up!

[turbo chick]

I just can't do any races on Friday and Saturday night.

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

When you have a boyfriend that is a bit of a drunk with a bunch of his friends that are drunks, you kind of get appointed.

thats not a valid excuse.

[VPT]

Women can't drive, so when is pie and cookies?

[Stash]

why would you schedule yourself to be the DrunkDriver on a night before Shawano??

hoiwever, speaking of DD's... since sunday is DIZZM's bday, i think some plans are in order for friday night on the town...

DIZMM's bday is Sunday? Mines Tuesday. We could have a big birthday bash!

[devlish]

i'm game for a big birthday bash...

any ideas??

[ZXTUNER]

let go to chucky cheese :D lmfao j/k

[turbo chick]

When you have a boyfriend that is a bit of a drunk with a bunch of his friends that are drunks, you kind of get appointed.

thats not a valid excuse.

Oh no, why not?

[EVILUTION]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

When you have a boyfriend that is a bit of a drunk with a bunch of his friends that are drunks, you kind of get appointed.

thats not a valid excuse.

Oh no, why not?

cuz you have the option not to.

[TomKat]

CWSCC appoints T.C. as designated racer Friday night. 8)

[devlish]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?
compression test yields following results:
60-110-110-110

bummer.

but believe me, i really wanted to. it was all ready, and then that happened. too much boost i guess, i'm thinking rings or cracked piston, becuase of the slight smoke it produces. runs fine still, can barely notice any powerloss... but it smokes a bit. owell.

[ZXTUNER]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?
compression test yields following results:
60-110-110-110

bummer.

but believe me, i really wanted to. it was all ready, and then that happened. too much boost i guess, i'm thinking rings or cracked piston, becuase of the slight smoke it produces. runs fine still, can barely notice any powerloss... but it smokes a bit. owell.


that sucks :x take the laser :shock:

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?
compression test yields following results:
60-110-110-110

bummer.

but believe me, i really wanted to. it was all ready, and then that happened. too much boost i guess, i'm thinking rings or cracked piston, becuase of the slight smoke it produces. runs fine still, can barely notice any powerloss... but it smokes a bit. owell.

cracked ring!

[GLHottie]

take the laser

That's funny!!! :lol:

That car hasn't seen the light of day for many many months! :roll:

Ever since Lexi came along poor Devlish has been neglected. :(

[devlish]

just like you will be once i find my hott new blonde swedish co-ed mistress.... :lol:

just kidding.

[GLHottie]

like that'll ever happen :roll:

[devlish]

and so the search begins...

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

and so the search begins...

I'll try to wingman for ya...

[GLHottie]

:roll:

good luck boys


if you find a blonde swedish co-ed that wants you... go for it!

[devlish]

and when we do... we're bringing her and her twin sister home and giving you the BOOT!!!! so there, take that.

slightly back on topic... is any challenge happening? wheres DSMgirl? i hear she was playing volleyball, that foot seems OK to push a clutch then.

[TomKat]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?


Why isn't Darth going to be at Shawano?

[TomKat]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?
compression test yields following results:
60-110-110-110

bummer.

but believe me, i really wanted to. it was all ready, and then that happened. too much boost i guess, i'm thinking rings or cracked piston, becuase of the slight smoke it produces. runs fine still, can barely notice any powerloss... but it smokes a bit. owell.

You should use Dizmm's compression gage. I'm sure it will be fine then.

Bring the Lexus. :D I bet that car would be significantly faster around the track than the Omni.

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

Why isn't the Omni going to be at Shawano?
compression test yields following results:
60-110-110-110

bummer.

but believe me, i really wanted to. it was all ready, and then that happened. too much boost i guess, i'm thinking rings or cracked piston, becuase of the slight smoke it produces. runs fine still, can barely notice any powerloss... but it smokes a bit. owell.

You should use Dizmm's compression gage. I'm sure it will be fine then.

Bring the Lexus. :D I bet that car would be significantly faster around the track than the Omni.

the DSM compression tester. your car is garentee'd to have 160psi on EVERY cylinder, no matter what.

[devlish]

i plan to bring the lexus, but i really wanted to rip the omni around the track. owell.

[TomKat]

Sounds great. :D

[turbo chick]

Change of plans: I will now be around on Saturday night after DSM Girl and I go to a movie.

[lucky4586]

I wish i had a little more money so i could go racing. I need to come to some of these races to learn what the hell to do lol.

[EVILUTION]

I saw a red DSM with custom plate and big ass hoopty at Sentry today. It appears AK's foot is feeling better. Maybe she'll be out this weekend.

[TomKat]

Looks like Saturday night would be our best possibility of enjoying a DSM Girl sighting uptown.

[TomKat]

Well so far Turbo Chick and GLHottie are the only ones in the bitch triple challenge. T.C. took the first round at Shawano. We'll see what happens at the autocross and drag race events. :D

[devlish]

i think we need to postpone both events a little until GLHottie is a little more comfortable with her car... she's had it a good 3 weeks now, compared to TC's 3years. definate advantage. However, she's quick learner.

[TomKat]

Hey I think all 3 of the bitches DSM's are running currently. We need to do this soon. :shock:

[turbo chick]

i think we need to postpone both events a little until GLHottie is a little more comfortable with her car... she's had it a good 3 weeks now, compared to TC's 3years. definate advantage. However, she's quick learner.

I have only been autocrossing my car on good tires for this season. Before that I was using VERY shitty tires. It makes it feel like a whole different car!!!! Does that make it more equal????

[devlish]

I have only been autocrossing my car on good tires for this season. Before that I was using VERY shitty tires. It makes it feel like a whole different car!!!! Does that make it more equal???? not really. it's still the same car and you're still used to the shifting and braking and overall car in general.

[turbo chick]

I only shift once when autocrossing. I shift into 2nd and I leave it there.

[EVILUTION]

When is the next Beeotch event?

I think they need to do a standing mile too.

Actually it would be neat to Go to Shawano and play chase. The same day drag race while performing a standing mile. You could knock out three events in one day.

[devlish]

2 of them already did the chase at shawano.

[TomKat]

When is the next Beeotch event?

I think they need to do a standing mile too.

Actually it would be neat to Go to Shawano and play chase. The same day drag race while performing a standing mile. You could knock out three events in one day.

You missed it Evil. You should have come to the event. I think Devilish may have some video footage.

[turbo chick]

Yes, Sara and I already chased eachother at Shawano.

One event down, Two to go.

[devlish]

You missed it Evil. You should have come to the event. I think Devilish may have some video footage. nothing of any worth on the chase scenes... all washed out from the afternoon sunlight.

but a fun day nonetheless

[VPT]

So when is the pie?

[turbo chick]

When you walk on over to Perkins and get it.

[DSM Girl]

So I guess I'm ready to race whenever. I don't know if I will be making to any Shawano's because of my work schedule. I also have no idea when the next autocross is.

[TomKat]

Next auto x is this Sunday Aug. 5th at Kaukauna.

Sunday Aug. 26th at Kaukauna.

[GLHottie]

I won't be able to make it to the August 5th autox... i will be on a plane to Korea!

[TomKat]

Where the bitches rule the road? Hey now. :o

LOL I thought I saw VPT walking over to Perkins. He better be careful none of those "bitches" run his ass over when he's trying to cross the street.

[GLHottie]

:lol:

[devlish]

LOL I thought I saw VPT walking over to Perkins. just don't hit his pie, that's all that matters!

[MissO]

I want in on this pie. :D

[devlish]

i think that means its YOUR turn to bake it

[TomKat]

I want in on this pie. :D

I don't know about this. With your mad shifting skills I don't think the other girls will want to let you in. :D

[VPT]

Where the bitches rule the road? Hey now. :o

LOL I thought I saw VPT walking over to Perkins. He better be careful none of those "bitches" run his ass over when he's trying to cross the street.



Shhhh, I have one of those "bitchs" car in the shop so i only have to watch out for 2 of them now.

Don't even ask you all know its big secrets!

[TomKat]

The other beeotch's better watch out. 8)

[devlish]

fixing broken shit is my guess.... look out!!

hopefully after it leaves VPTs shop it won't be broken anymore

[smuT]

i know someone who would definitely win fastest bitch in town... tsi_II

no really, you should see it....there are some serious tokyo drift bitches over here....one has a stage II sti that is faster than FuCK!

[TSi_II]

Yeah well even if I was, I'd still lose. I went to start the car yesterday and I got nothin, I think it's out of gas.... Or I hope so anyways, I didn't look into it past turning the key.

As far as all this 'fastest lady' racing goes, I think the losers should bake some pies as a chance at redemption, cooking counts for something I'd say.

[devlish]

cooking counts for something I'd say. i'm gonna go ahead and agree with you there!

[VPT]

cooking counts for something I'd say. i'm gonna go ahead and agree with you there!


Yahh, I'm only here for the pie!

[devlish]

cooking counts for something I'd say. i'm gonna go ahead and agree with you there!


Yahh, I'm only here for the pie!we know that! We know you don't actually race... you just keep the bench nice and warm!!

[VPT]

cooking counts for something I'd say. i'm gonna go ahead and agree with you there!


Yahh, I'm only here for the pie!we know that! We know you don't actually race... you just keep the bench nice and warm!!


Thats right! I'll keep the bench warm and eat all the pie!

[devlish]

dang! pie is good

[VPT]

dang! pie is good


You have a pm about that website.

[EVILUTION]

The best thing about VPT's bench racing habit is he takes time to post pictures of pie makers!

[devlish]

i didn't see any pie makers pictures... WTF??

[TSi_II]

I think he might be talking about the picture thread, he's got a few pie makers up there.

[VPT]

The best thing about VPT's bench racing habit is he takes time to post pictures of pie makers!


80% of all my posts get deleted.

[TSi_II]

Under our avatars, they should have a Total Post and Deleted Post count.

[TomKat]

VPT would be winning that race.

[EVILUTION]

Under our avatars, they should have a Total Post and Deleted Post count.

That is funny.

[devlish]

VPT would be winning that race. normally, i would say "that is the ONLY race he'd be winning"


but i hear he recently took out the Type Rrrrrr, so i can't quite say that

[DSM Girl]

So enough about "pie talk". It looks like I won't be able to participate in a Shawano or an auto cross event due to my other work schedule. This sucks because I know my car is fairly quick and I think I could do well.
I can still participate in the 1/4 mile race but it doesn't really pay since I'm already in last place because of the other two events.

[devlish]

you know about the shawano and autox events ahead of time... request a day off of work... and get back in the game!!

[EVILUTION]

I guess you'll just have to spank the boys drag racing instead.

Megan vs Sara in a DSM Showdown!

Though, I heard Brittany say she was going to show them both how it was done.

[devlish]

I guess you'll just have to spank the boys drag racing instead.

Megan vs Sara in a DSM Showdown!

Though, I heard Brittany say she was going to show them both how it was done.


so what's the count so far?
autoX = sara (but this is driver only, not cars)
Shawano = Megan

i guess there still needs to be a drag race and an autox in their respective cars then huh?

[EVILUTION]

^ You are correct.

[Extremedsm]

you know about the shawano and autox events ahead of time... request a day off of work... and get back in the game!!

Everyone quit at her second job and she has to take their hours. I can fill in for her, I am kind of a bitch. :lol:

[devlish]

how about you get your ass a part time job, and then she won't need two jobs!?!?! oh wait, that's part of you being a bitch, isn't it?

[TomKat]

LOL.

I'm going to make some clarifications on this "Bitch" event/events.

"Bitch Night" will have it's own trophy seperate from the triple bitch challenge.

We have two new players in the bitch game:

Brittany who reportedly is the fastest bitch in Marshfield.
Nikki wants in with her daily driver.

[EVILUTION]

Better post up the rules and event dates soon!

[Dizmm, (Old Account)]

Nikki wants in with her daily driver.

Does that disqualify Miciaha then???

[TomKat]

Nikki wants in with her daily driver.

Does that disqualify Miciaha then???

Yes.

Yes sir Evil. I will post rules and event dates a.s.a.p.

[devlish]

wait... what is bitch night? just Qtr mile, correct?

yes, event dates would be wonderful. as well as a set of rules to go by. TK, if you need help with rules & reg's, let me know. i love to make shit up!

[VPT]

To hell with all that shit, WHEN IS TEH PIE BEEYOTCH"S?

[EVILUTION]

^ Whenever Crystal tells you to start baking.

[devlish]

i like Rasberry pie.

but will also entertain strawberry, blackberry, blueberry, and French Silk.

better get a move on VPT

[VPT]

^ Whenever Crystal tells you to start baking.


Did VBgirl tell you to buy her a ring yet?

[EVILUTION]

I only ask that you wash your hands before baking!

[devlish]

cooking grease and car grease are NOT the same VPT. washed hands is a must for kitchen time.

[VPT]

I only ask that you wash your hands before baking!


I'll make sure and wipe my ass really good if I ever bake you a pie.

[turbo chick]

Gross!!!