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Posihead
10-13-2009, 05:10 AM
Edited post.
Posihead
10-14-2010, 03:03 AM
It's getting to be that time of year again! I just got the new Fall order just in time for the snow to fly! I currently have 5 sets of these available! !~HOT HOT HOT~! Get them while they last!

This is what they look like installed on a rare silver EVO! Keep in mind though, these are universal and should fit on many applications...
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/posihead/gayrice2-1.jpg

I do accept Paypal and will ship UPS Ground, but prefer local pickup! PM me for more info!

Thanks, Posi......
VPT
10-14-2010, 07:36 AM
Thats awesome!! HAHAHA
TomKat
10-14-2010, 12:53 PM
Aren't curb feelers supposed to be in front of the wheels?
Posihead
10-14-2010, 06:53 PM
Aren't curb feelers supposed to be in front of the wheels?

Not necessarily, it's 50/50 on where you see people mount them, it's all just a personal preference on look and dependent on what area of the car has a suitable mounting location.

So, you seem interested, can I mark you down for a couple sets??? :)
SgtRauksauff
10-17-2010, 11:07 PM
I think in front of the front wheels, and behind the rear wheels. depending on if you're driving in or backing in to the parking spot.

Why these stupid feelers, when a person has eyes in their head?

--sarge
fronzoos
10-17-2010, 11:53 PM
Yeah can't see them exactly doing their job behind the wheel... Is this thread supposed to be funny??? o_O
Posihead
10-18-2010, 03:50 AM
Yeah can't see them exactly doing their job behind the wheel... Is this thread supposed to be funny??? o_O

Sarge and fronzoos, like I said earlier, it's a personal preference on location, it doesn't matter if they are in the front or back of the wheel(s)... I have seen way more with them behind the wheel fyi.

Curb feelers or curb finders are springs or wires installed on a vehicle which act as "whiskers" to warn drivers that they are too close to the curb or other obstruction.

The devices are fitted low on the body, close to the wheels. As the vehicle approaches the curb, the protruding 'feelers' act as whiskers and scrape against the curb, making a noise and alerting the driver in time to avoid damaging the wheels or hubcaps. The feelers are manufactured to be flexible and do not easily break.

Curb feelers are still used on some hot rods when a 1950s look is wanted. They are especially popular for cars with whitewall tires, which easily lose their white coating when scraped against the curb. Sometimes curb feelers are found only on the passenger side of the car, since that is most commonly near the curb when parking. Sometimes they are added only next to the front wheels. Some curb feelers have a single wire or spring, while others have two to increase the area that can be protected. Any particular car may have just one curb feeler installed or more if attached near the front and rear, as well as on both sides of the vehicle.

For Evo's in particular I recommend my custom-made extendable curb feelers. They provide the typical poor quality driver with a maximum extension of 5 feet per side! I can provide a package deal and also include my custom Evo Tune that limits max revs to just 2,500 and top speed to a mere 45! This is a must have for those Evo owners that over-exaggerate their driving abilities and thus tend to hit everything, such as but not limited to: (Curbs, Culverts, Rocks, Trees, Snow Banks, Raccoons, Swamps, and Underage Girls)!

CWSCC Special: $75 installed for 2 feelers and custom tune!

Is this thread supposed to be funny? You tell me! I'm just doing my part as a good samaritan by trying to help all the innocent people walking down sidewalks safe and happy!!!
fronzoos
10-18-2010, 11:48 AM
Nope. No, I think they need to be in front of the wheels.
ragdoll
10-18-2010, 01:45 PM
Not sure these will help when the Evo is understeering into the curb at 45mph.
Dizmm
10-18-2010, 02:16 PM
Not sure these will help when the Evo is understeering into the curb at 45mph.

my evo tends to oversteer. its the front heavy Audi's that understeer.
fronzoos
10-18-2010, 02:21 PM
my evo tends to oversteer. its the front heavy Audi's that understeer.


I'll testify to that from seeing it run yesterday.
snoxracer183
10-18-2010, 04:19 PM
I'll testify to that from seeing it run yesterday.

That new S4 looked like it had a ton of power but just didn't look like the suspension was set up for that heavy car on a track.
fronzoos
10-18-2010, 05:29 PM
That new S4 looked like it had a ton of power but just didn't look like the suspension was set up for that heavy car on a track.


Talking about that white one? That thing really could rip in a straight line! Went around corners like a drunk school bus.
plainrt
10-18-2010, 06:15 PM
Talking about that white one? That thing really could rip in a straight line! Went around corners like a drunk school bus.


lol that about sums it up for that thing............
fronzoos
10-18-2010, 06:19 PM
lol that about sums it up for that thing............


lol. What were you running yesterday? (times I do mean)
plainrt
10-18-2010, 06:30 PM
lol. What were you running yesterday? (times I do mean)


smit at first......I did better in afternoon and ran a 63.2.Only my 2nd time on a flat course ever.I know car has more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63jK41vJA-s
Posihead
10-18-2010, 07:43 PM
Nope. No, I think they need to be in front of the wheels.

Umm no, sorry...

CURB FEELERS!
fronzoos
10-18-2010, 07:46 PM
Umm no, sorry...

CURB FEELERS!


No, I'm pretty sure they go in front of the wheels...
Posihead
10-18-2010, 08:00 PM
No, I'm pretty sure they go in front of the wheels...

Or the back! Do you have reading comprehension problems? Is this really that hard to understand? Want to buy a set or two?
SgtRauksauff
10-18-2010, 08:01 PM
I think they should go in front of the front wheels, for when one is moving forwards, and pulling against a curb to park. since the car is at a slight angle, with the feelers in the front, they get to the curb sooner than if they were on the back side of the wheel well, providing the protection the owner would be looking for.

And behind the rear wheels, for when one is performing the standard parallel parking routine, i.e., backing up against the curb to park.

It depends on the approach angle, really.

--sarge
Posihead
10-18-2010, 08:05 PM
I think they should go in front of the front wheels, for when one is moving forwards, and pulling against a curb to park. since the car is at a slight angle, with the feelers in the front, they get to the curb sooner than if they were on the back side of the wheel well, providing the protection the owner would be looking for.

And behind the rear wheels, for when one is performing the standard parallel parking routine, i.e., backing up against the curb to park.

It depends on the approach angle, really.

--sarge

That's nice, like I said, It's a personal preference. I think every Evo should have 4 of the custom 5 foot extenders mounted behind all 4 wheels!
EVILUTION
10-18-2010, 08:07 PM
I went about this the wrong way. Instead of curb feelers I got an extra set of suspension and wheels. Dammit!
Posihead
10-18-2010, 08:36 PM
I went about this the wrong way. Instead of curb feelers I got an extra set of suspension and wheels. Dammit!

Hey, it's not all bad! At least you're prepared for the inevitable to happen to you AGAIN!
EVILUTION
10-18-2010, 09:26 PM
Those things do look cheaper than a new wheel!
http://i52.tinypic.com/mrwf1l.jpg
ragdoll
10-18-2010, 11:44 PM
Nice Sig pic Jeff
EVILUTION
10-18-2010, 11:55 PM
Yea... we used to have some kick ass photographers but they have moved on to bigger and better things.
Posihead
10-18-2010, 11:57 PM
Awe, come on now! Dizmm is a Professional Photographer!
ragdoll
10-19-2010, 10:12 AM
Yea... we used to have some kick ass photographers but they have moved on to bigger and better things.

Come to a track in Seattle. I'll take more shots
TomKat
10-19-2010, 11:35 AM
Yea... we used to have some kick ass photographers but they have moved on to bigger and better things.

Well maybe he was a kick ass photographer, but I know people that had money in hand ready to buy photos, asked several times, but never got their photos.
Dizmm
10-19-2010, 11:54 AM
Big J from the Fox Valley area has done an OUTSTANDING job with photos at almost all of our events. He posts them all up in a completely free manner and doesn’t ask for any money. I'm sure he wouldn’t mind a donation here and there. the guy goes through hours of photos and usually has them up within a few days after the event. I think our media coverage this year has never been better.

There has also been others than have posted up photos as well. Not sure why evil would complain, he hasnt been to a single event this year.
ragdoll
10-19-2010, 03:43 PM
Well maybe he was a kick ass photographer, but I know people that had money in hand ready to buy photos, asked several times, but never got their photos.

I don't know those people.
TomKat
10-19-2010, 04:57 PM
I think our media coverage this year has never been better.]

I agree and appreciate the work by Justin and others.
mrslysly
10-19-2010, 05:05 PM
Big J has done an outstanding job! Hope hes out for more lapping days and ice autox!
plainrt
10-19-2010, 05:07 PM
I agree and appreciate the work by Justin and others.


I just got these 2 from justin.I think he takes great pics and glad to have someone with talent at local events to take pics.


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/plainrt/neonshawano1.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/plainrt/neonshawano2.jpg
EpicEvo05
10-19-2010, 07:52 PM
Is this ad legit and do they really work? If so I would like a set!


rofl
ragdoll
10-19-2010, 08:22 PM
I don't know those people.

Oh! Except this dude...

http://i.pbase.com/o2/32/293932/1/105724041.3ljlJRaU.Iroc.jpg

I STILL have his prints here. Dang it! Paul!
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This guy is all paid up :cool:

http://i.pbase.com/o6/32/293932/1/109561916.OmnZ3brh.AndyShawano1.jpg


This guy didn't pay me CRAP!

http://ic2.pbase.com/o3/32/293932/1/116820538.6pd0TYEI.PR812.JPG
Posihead
10-20-2010, 03:43 AM
Yeah, umm, I'm pretty sure you're not in the picture section! Go hijack a different thread!

EeeeeVoOooOO Curbage Feelers For Sale Aight!
fronzoos
10-20-2010, 12:13 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/green.autoblog.com/media/2010/10/enertia-plus-630.jpg this thing looks pretty interesting...
EpicEvo05
10-20-2010, 06:59 PM
It's ugly, so it must be electric!
TomKat
10-20-2010, 07:52 PM
It's ugly, so it must be electric!

An electric bike would have the motor on the rear wheel eliminating the power loss from a chain. If it is electric I would say it's a poorly designed machine.
Posihead
10-20-2010, 07:56 PM
An electric bike would have the motor on the rear wheel eliminating the power loss from a chain. If it is electric I would say it's a poorly designed machine.

Well I guess it's a poorly designed machine then! http://www.brammo.com/
TomKat
10-20-2010, 07:59 PM
Well go buy one then if they are so great.
Posihead
10-20-2010, 08:02 PM
Well go buy one then if they are so great.

No thanks, read your damn pm's!
snoxracer183
10-20-2010, 08:20 PM
Who deleted Posi's gf thread damnit!!!!???!!!
Posihead
10-20-2010, 08:21 PM
Who deleted Posi's gf thread damnit!!!!???!!!

yeah wtf! I was just about to post nooodz! Oh well
EpicEvo05
10-20-2010, 08:50 PM
Who deleted Posi's gf thread damnit!!!!???!!!

So not cool!
EpicEvo05
10-20-2010, 09:37 PM
yeah wtf! I was just about to post nooodz! Oh well

also not cool brett!
Posihead
10-20-2010, 09:51 PM
FINE! Censored! lol

http://i662.photobucket.com/albums/uu346/SCD88GA/AndeeNude.jpg
EpicEvo05
10-21-2010, 12:43 AM
wonderful.......................................
Shane
10-21-2010, 02:55 AM
HAHAHAHAHA this shit is just TOOOOOOOOOOO funny